Saturday, 26 January 2008

The catch up

Ok Ok OK !

Yes I know I have been remiss when it comes to my blog.

After much public pressure (ok, so only 5 people have complained) I thought it best to put cyber pen to cyber paper and bring this blog up to date.

Now, what to talk about? Hmm?

*pregnant pause with musical interval as I consider my options here*




Well I have been job hunting. Gee, that’s fun.

I have never, ever, in my life had any problems in finding a job – until now.

At first, I guess I was being a bit choosey. My bad.

My bad, yes but – holy shit let me give you an example a job that I turned down in December.

Let’s see, would I like a position of office manager that supervises 7 other staff members? A position that also entails being personally responsible for all of the company’s monies – accounts in & out, payroll, taxation, superannuation etc?

Sure I can do that.

The workplace was quite close to home, just over the border. Excellent eh? Crossing the state border each day can be a pain in the rear during daylight savings time (6 months of the year) as there is a one hour time difference.. but hey, I can handle that.

If I was to accept this position, the company wanted a firm 12 month employment commitment. I asked why. They said that they had, in the past, had difficulties keeping someone in the position. That rang alarm bells to me, so I asked more questions.

Eventually we get around to discussing wages. What were they offering me per hour?

$14.56 per hour – Gross.

I don’t even want to THINK what that is AFTER tax!

To put that into perspective, I could get a job working on a check out or stacking shelves in a supermarket, with a smidgeon of the responsibility of this job and get paid $17.00 per hour. That’s $2.44 more per hour - nearly $100 more per week to stack shelves than to run company finances!

Accepting personal responsibility for an entire company’s finances can be quite a duty – but I for one, expect to be paid accordingly for that responsibility and not to be paid less than a check out chick (with all due respect to check out chicks !)


I told this ‘gentleman’ at the interview that I wasn’t surprised that he had trouble keeping someone else in the job. That was an insulting hourly rate for the position he was offering.
But.. would it?


I left quite soon after that.......

*sigh*

Other jobs I have gone for I have been told that I am over qualified.

OVER QUALIFIED??

What the hell is that? Oh sod off ! I would much prefer to have an employee with experience and qualifications.

So, I keep applying for jobs. Filling out applications, changing my resume to suit the position.. forms, forms, forms and as for Selection criteria.. what the hell is that shit about?

Would I like some cheese to go with that whine? Yes please.

Well I think that will do for today, not very informative but hey, it’s all ya getting for now.

Hopefully soon, I can report that I am gainfully employed again.


Ooroo for now

4 comments:

Jerry Adams said...

Oh, don't get me started on the job hunting thing >:[ My significant other can't find a decent place since.. lemme think... 2002. sheeesh... the world is going nutttttttts

Melly` said...

Yeah - I agree.. dont get me started on that. I had terrible trouble getting proper jobs... And the amount of completely stupid people I have had to suffer...and now I have a completely improper one that pays the same as the one you mentioned.. and I still completely suck at the Hokey Pokey! But I am most excellent at playdough. And practically BRILLIANT at hide and seek! No one does a better Peep-Oh either... if I do say so myself. And I am a brilliant arbitrator of who needs what costume.. No one has ever seen a butterfly with a sword before and a teenage mutant ninja turtle definately does not need the fairy wand.

The perfect thing will come up. You will keep yourself busy till then.

(Dont let me forget that bloody glass thing....)

You are just to clever to be wasted.. the real thing is coming. If you need anything and I haven't got it... I will find it anyway.

LuSh said...

let's not talk about work... yes I got a payrise, and a promotion, but if I split my salary down to an hourly rate this glass of fermented grape juice would be heavily laced with arsenic

mmmmwah

Just Me said...

aww.. I love you guys !